It's my birthday.

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 01/03/2017 at 10:16 • Filed to: None

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I’m 21 now. Post Koenigseggs and C5 Corvettes.

Dream car.

Attainable dream car (C5 FRC in this color).

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/03/2017 at 10:22

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I’m going to be contrary and post a C3 Corvette.

and... a Cadburysegg.

Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/03/2017 at 10:26

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Also Semicontrarian:

Milky > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/03/2017 at 10:33

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Friend from school’s C5, the only one I like.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/03/2017 at 10:38

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Happy birthday Jake !

Have an F4, basically a flying Koeningsegg

Wheelerguy > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/03/2017 at 10:39

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Happy birthday, Jake.

Monkey B > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/03/2017 at 10:46

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No...no cars today...

Enjoy.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/03/2017 at 10:52

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If you are sober at any point after turning 21 for two full days, you are doing it wrong. Go back and try again until you get it right!

$kaycog > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/03/2017 at 11:00

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Happy Birthday! Have some cake!

RT > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/03/2017 at 11:07

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Happy Birthday, I heard you liked C5s.

jk here’s an actual Corvette:

Sam > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/03/2017 at 11:42

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Happy birthday!

Have a Miata Spyder Concept. Looks real nice in person.

I’ve still got 4 months (April 7) till I turn 21. Then I can continue to not drink, but I can finally enter a casino or bar!

CaptDale - is secretly British > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/03/2017 at 11:52

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

I know it’s a C6, but still.... Way cool

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > CaptDale - is secretly British 01/03/2017 at 12:02

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Hnnnng the matte black Koenigsegg in that second video is sex.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Sam 01/03/2017 at 12:02

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Is that a factory bikini top? That’s kinda cool.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > RT 01/03/2017 at 12:04

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That blue is fantastic. I think a C5 is pretty much the only car I would want after my NB. Everything an NB is but MORE. More room, more power, more tire width, more expensive, more sex appeal, more highway fuel economy. Like the NB, it’s everything I would want from a car in stock form. Gib.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > $kaycog 01/03/2017 at 12:04

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I think you’re lying.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Future next gen S2000 owner 01/03/2017 at 12:05

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Work tho D: Then again there’s a bottle of vodka in the server room and a little 50ml bottle of Irish Whiskey in my desk drawer so fuck it aye?

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Monkey B 01/03/2017 at 12:07

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There’s a tiny bottle of that in my desk drawer here at work and a bottle of vodka in the server room. Gonna be a good day.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Wheelerguy 01/03/2017 at 12:07

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Thanks! Race cars are best cars.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 01/03/2017 at 12:07

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Thanks! That is a damn cool picture.

RT > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/03/2017 at 12:08

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The ride comfort and plastics put me off, but I can’t deny that it’s pretty much the best bang for your buck - and really suits that blue.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Milky 01/03/2017 at 12:09

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Champagne... Corvette...? Huh. He must bottom out on the everything, lol.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer 01/03/2017 at 12:10

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mmmmm freevalve <3

CaptDale - is secretly British > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/03/2017 at 12:10

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What a better gift than sex on your 21st! HA

As much as I would love a CCXR, building my own C6.R is a much more attainable goal.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/03/2017 at 12:10

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Laughed at the Cadburysegg. Reminds me of the Benedict Cumberbatch name-bastardizations.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/03/2017 at 12:17

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Hey, that Cadburysegg is a One:10. Probably. Somebody like Buffalo Custardbath would probably not mind to be seen in such a fine automobile.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/03/2017 at 12:20

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I can’t have Irish coffee/any booze here at work because “manufacturing facility, blah blah”. My work station (CAD) is AT A DESK, and yet. Supposedly I might want to start operating a forklift while hammered or something. SCREW YOU, OSHA

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/03/2017 at 12:23

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lol. OSHA. Hahahahahahahha. “WTF is an ‘OSHA’?” - everyone at my work

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > CaptDale - is secretly British 01/03/2017 at 12:24

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I think my girlfriend is more excited about birthday sex than I am, lol

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > RT 01/03/2017 at 12:24

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Yeah I’ve heard it’s pretty damn uncomfortable, especially for people with back problems like me, but you can accelerate fast enough to perform a chiropractic adjustment on yourself so #aintcare

Milky > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/03/2017 at 12:26

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Racetracks are smooth. He DDs a truck, for being around Detroit you cant blame him.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/03/2017 at 12:31

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Reminders at safety meetings (yes, we have those), “Remember not to leave ladders leaned up against the building, because that’s a $10k fine”. Everything we mess with other than insulated rooms is either (a) at ground level on a shelf, (b) on a mezzanine on a shelf, (c) within forklift reach, or (d) ACTUALLY ON THE FLOOR. “somebody left a ladder out again”? To ask the obvious and Seinfeld question, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/03/2017 at 12:37

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The F4 is the coolest thing ever.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Milky 01/03/2017 at 12:45

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If only my local autox course were smooth too. I recall one course layout where every corvette was scraping every single time.

S65 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/03/2017 at 12:56

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CaptDale - is secretly British > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/03/2017 at 13:09

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Ha, that’s a good girlfriend

Sam > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/03/2017 at 13:35

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Yep, it was a concept at one of the big auto shows last year.

There was also one of these -

Because otherwise 100% of people would ignore the Acura booth.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Sam 01/03/2017 at 14:30

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Acura needs an AWD RSX turbo to compete with the WRX

pip bip - choose Corrour > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/03/2017 at 18:54

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happy birthday!